She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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