Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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