Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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