Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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