i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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