Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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