I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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