it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think i have two assholes
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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