I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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