Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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