My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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