ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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