what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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