I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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