Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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