Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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