shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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