some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
