your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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