Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
