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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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