Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
where does the pee come out of this thing
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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