Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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