Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I currently don't understand fingers.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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