that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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