Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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