If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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