I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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