even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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