i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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