I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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