i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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