i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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