Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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