i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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