He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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