Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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