beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Terrible idea I love it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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