what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I will pee on everything he values.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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