Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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