I must be too annoying 4 u.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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