I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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