So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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