It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
