I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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