Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
