i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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