Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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