I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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