First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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